Snooki: A few days ago, I visited my family tailor and requested him to design a beautiful wedding dress for me and he replied, sorry madam I cannot prepare a wedding tent for you.
Once upon a time Snooki was ridding a bicycle for weight loss and singing the song “Everything I do, I do it for you”. A little boy was passing there he stopped by listening this song and start laughing loudly.
Snooki: why you are laughing at me?
Boy: because I am not Jionni lavalle, so you don’t need to do anything for me.
Snooki to Wiz Khalifa: You are so thin, when I see you, I feel that there is no food left in America.
Wiz Khalifa: You are very fat and when I see you go the reason that why there is no food in America.
Snooki to taxi driver: why you do not drive fast?
Driver: I can drive fast only if you go to toilet at least 3 times.
Do you what are Snooki measurements?
Her body measurement is 36-37-38 :-)
Snooki is on the top of weird celebrities who always like to busy her-self in such a stupid activities. We contact to various sources to get some information or secrets about Snooki diet pills and workout but we only discover the above jokes.